Driving through the mountains today to the tune of the mobile phone ringing, if "ringing" is actually what mobile phones do these days. "To the tune of an electronically synthesised glockenspiel alarm" just doesn't sound right, even if it is probably much more accurate.
First our people with the news that their people are still working on it and will be back to us next week. NEXT WEEK! That's another seven days away!
Then someone in our street with the news that no one is working on it, then someone else with the news that they are. We can only live in hope.
It's time to take a couple of powders and have a good lie down.
For a week!